rasokukou 发表于 2021-3-29 15:08   只看TA 1楼
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[短篇] 笑话三则

1、室友发了一个说说，没有人回复，我就给他留了一句话：消灭零回复。结果这货把我的评论删除了对我说：我做到消灭零回复了吧？

2、天气太热，开空调把狗狗冻感冒了竟然，华丽丽的吐了一地，早上抓去宠物店，医生问：“狗狗怎么了？”我说吐了！这时旁边弱弱的传来一句：“怀孕了吧！”

3、女：“你有多爱我？”男：“一毛钱之多。”女：“只有这么一点么？”男：“一毛钱不就是‘十分’吗？”
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