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笑话3则

1、在公交车上听见两个大妈在讨论生二胎的事。
一个大妈说:“生二胎没啥用,孩子多了太累人”!
另一个大妈说:“必须得生二胎!你看看武大郎,如果不是他妈妈生了武松,后来谁给他报仇啊?!”

2、女汉子闺蜜新买了辆Smart,后座下面放着一个大铁棍,解释说:现在仇富的人多,放着好防身。
昨天下车,她让我先上去,趁我不注意,她拿着铁棍几下就把车撬进了车位。。。

3、“兄台尊姓大名?”
“我的姓名说来话长,我姓魏,名字来自于宁为玉碎那句话”
“魏玉碎!好名字。”
“不,我叫魏瓦全。”
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